Big News: My Tools Are Becoming Paid Tools Starting January 1st!
Dear friends and users,
š Big changes are coming! Starting January 1st, 2025, my tools will transition to a premium model... or will they? š
Hereās the scoop:
Youāll be able to subscribe to the Core Package for just $4.99/month! But hereās the twist: the subscription will be tied to a specific browser. Use Chrome on your desktop and your laptop? Thatās two separate subscriptions. Because who doesnāt love the idea of doubling up? š
But waitāthereās more! Iām introducing pay-per-use pricing for debugging hits and intercepted pushes.
Yes, you read that right! To keep things āfairā (and, okay, just a tiny bit more profitable), youāll be charged per action on top of the Core Package.
Hereās how it works:
Just like those fancy cloud services that charge for every hit, push, and probably even every coffee break, Iām hopping on that bandwagon. Why should they have all the fun? ššø
Hits:
| Action | Cost per Action |
|---|---|
| Hit Intercepted | $0.01 per hit |
| Hit Debugged | $0.09 per hit |
Pushes:
| Action | Cost per Action |
|---|---|
| Push Intercepted | $0.01 per push |
| Push Reported | $0.04 per push |
Other Services
| Cost | |
|---|---|
| Support | $99.99 per inquiry response |
| Advanced Event Tracking | $1.00 per event (for deeper insights) |
| Custom Configuration Debugging | $2.00 per configuration attempt |
| Real-time Debug Session | $1.50 per minute |
| Event Sequence Analysis | $4.00 per sequence analysis |
- Note: Duplicate GA4 event names for the same
Measurement IDwithin the current debugging session will be billed at 0.5x the price of the original action.
But thereās even more! For agencies, Iām rolling out the Platinum VIP Ultra Deluxe Pro Max Plan for just $499.99/month per employee. This exclusive plan offers:
- Unlimited debugging hits and pushes
- A handwritten thank-you note once a year (seriously!)
Transparency Bonus:
To provide the ultimate user experience, Iāll also start collecting:
- Domains and URLs being debugged
- Tools being used
- All requests made through the tools
- Debugged DataLayer push details
But donāt worryāprivacy is my priority! All timestamps will be hashed using SHA256, turning them into strings so secure, even a supercomputer couldnāt make sense of them. Basically, itās like Fort Knox, but for timestamps. š
And in the spirit of complete transparency, all this collected data will be made freely available via a public endpoint. Why have privacy when you can have worldwide transparency? š
In Summary:
Youāll still have all the features you know and loveājust with a shiny new invoice arriving at the end of each month. Because who doesnāt love surprises?
And now⦠the punchline!
This is all part of a DĆa de los Inocentes joke! š
In Spain and Latin America, December 28th is DĆa de los Inocentesāour version of April Foolsā Day. Itās a day of pranks, laughs, and playful fun.
So, rest easyāmy tools remain completely free, and Iām still not collecting any data about debugged pages or tools. I genuinely care about your privacy!
Thanks for playing alongāhappy pranking! š
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